Are You a Bitch? Let’s Settle It.

You’ve been called one. You’ve wondered it yourself. Now you can get officially certified.
Take our brutally honest personality quiz and find out where you land on the Bitch Spectrum™.

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How It Works

It’s Scientific. Kinda.

 

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We ask the hard-hitting questions. You give brutally honest answers.
Then we assign you a bitch score based on our custom algorithm, powered by sarcasm, internet culture, and light judgment.

Three Steps:

  1. Answer 5–10 questions. No fluff.

  2. Get your bitch level instantly.

  3. Download your certificate and flex accordingly.

Bitch Levels Explained

Bitch LevelDescription
Certified Bitch 💅No filter, no fear. You serve truth cold and unbothered.
Situational Bitch 😏Sweet when needed, savage when necessary.
Bitchless & Blissful 🦋Emotionally evolved. Could never. Would never.

Where the Bitches At?

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