Snitch on a Bitch

So… someone in your life is giving off strong Certified Bitch energy — and not in a good way.
Whether it’s a coworker who micromanages your breathing, a roommate who steals your oat milk, or a stranger who cut in line and had the nerve to smile… this is the place to blow the whistle.

We can’t fix them.
But we can let the world know they exist.

Fill out the anonymous report form below. Give us the juicy details.
Submissions may be used for public shaming, group therapy, or just our amusement.

Please do not include:

  • Personal contact info

  • Anything that could land us (or you) in court

  • Evidence you’re actually the villain (we’ll know)

Public service? Petty hotline? Call it what you want. We're listening.